I know, a bench seat, a manual trans, and a solid front axle are what I REALLY want, and even though I said this was all just me dreaming out loud, I can’t even dream of those—that’s how unlikely they are.

I feel modern gaming is actually starting to pass me by, and I’m not that sad about it. Games as service, loot boxes, games that don’t work without a day one patch... these just make me want to play Super Mario Brothers.

Obligatory “Razer had a game store?” Post

My favorite book fair books were the Wayside School series. I’ve got really great childhood memories of the fair rolling through school.

Literally playing through Baldur’s Gate II for the first time now. So archaic but fun at the same time!

because you’re an enthusiast who’s willing to pay extra for it, so here’s a little extra AWD and turbo power for ya.

Considering that i live in one of those areas and had to listen to all of my co-workers (and i mean literally all of them) talk at length just yesterday about how we need the wall because murderers and rapists are coming across the border and kidnapping women and bringing in fentanyl, i'm going to say no. No, they…

THEY’RE DRIVING RACE TRACKS UP FROM DAKAR, BIG SUCKERS THAT WILL SEAT THREE WIDE UP FRONT AND JUMP ENTIRE RIVERS IN ONE GO!!1! ONE SAID “MAN” ON THE FRONT LIKE IT DOESN’T KNOW THAT WE’RE ONTO THEM FOR BEING FULL OF MEN SNEAKING ACROSS THE BORDER OHHH THEY’RE SHOWING OFF NOW WITH THIS NEW CARAVAN WHICH KEEPS STOPPING…

What an actual desert crossing drug smuggling truck looks like: something shitty that won’t attract attention...

Yeah, my buddy at the border says he’s got an F-250 SuperRaptor. Yeah, it’s got a V12, both turbo- and super-charged. He says it’s got like 2000hp and like 5000 torque.  It’s apparently a limited edition though, you can’t buy one

I'll drive it if I'm allowed to play Reel Big Fish the whole time.

Touch Connorsdamnthisburnershitsux

This: "Trump promised Mexico would pay for it. The American people won't."

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I…

A couple of years ago I had a godawful hour bus ride each way to my job, so I powered through a bunch of 3ds games and PS1 games on Vita that way. It was making the best of a shitty situation, but now that my commute is much shorter I rarely play games away from home unless I’m on a trip.

Since we’re sharing Vita stories, here’s a quick yet powerful one:

Sometimes I’m jealous of people who live in public transportation-heavy locations who have the ability to play games like this. I have a 3DS and a Switch (never got a Vita) but I’ve almost never played them away from home (or if I do it’s like a friend’s home).

I used to live in that neighborhood, even without him parking was atrocious. Most of those buildings are 100 years old with no parking. We paid for off-street parking just so we wouldn’t have to deal with it. During the middle of the day, it may not be terrible because everyone is at work. Overnight and weekends were…

We had the updated version that engine in a suburban, the good news with that engine wasn’t that it got better mileage (about 13) it was that it would ALWAYS get 13. uphill, downhill, towing, empty. 13.