When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Don’t get all the hate for the C4. It’s fun, cheap entertainment. I know I like mine...

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.

I know this is petty, but it never ceases to amaze me that every single member of Trump’s cabinet somehow manages to look every bit as dumb, ignorant, bigoted and downright ugly as they sound.

They should just stop with the live action movies. Copying art into a different form of art just doesn’t work, or if it does it is a one in a thousand chance lucky break. Why can’t we leave certain films and anime as such entities as they are and not ruin sagas with forced sequels and different forms of adaptations.…

Sorry but making middle aged white people feel better about their failings in life is no longer part of my job description. To all those on the right that have an issue with anyone calling that fat fuck what he is, feel free to kiss my black ass. He rose to his current position by dog whistling about the heritage of…

I’ve told the story before, I’ll tell it again.

Oh no you didnt, lol

Why does he always do this shit on Fridays??

I’m holding out for an atomic purple pro controller or joycons before I buy another set.

Mold it in extreme green or atomic purple and I’m sold.

haha! I get your point man. Fortunately (not sure this is the right word considering this current political climate), I’m Mexican so I can get away with the bald head look.

I usually rock the Louise Belcher hat:

If I’m going to be outside in the sun, I’m wearing a hat because it’s better than glopping zinc oxide on the bald spot and what’s thinning. If I’ve been wearing a hat and end up inside somewhere, the hat stays on because I’ll have hat hair with what’s left and what else am I supposed to do with it? Carry it around in…

Thank you for writing this, and thank you to your dad for all he has done.

If we’re gonna pick a president to serve for dictator for life, pick the winning-est one. FDR.

“They may have had a bit of luck, but in general, people succeed because they are willing to work hard when others won’t.”