She’s not a con artist and I’m not a skin-suit operated by sentient bees.

This reminds me of a time when I was told me shorts were too short by a male teacher and sent to the principles office, they made me call my mom and she was like ‘those are my shorts (we wore the same size) I know they are not too short I am coming down there’ she came to my school with a goddamn ruler and measured my…

All of this makes me so sad.

Bob Ross.

I bow to you Sir.

A +.

The best.

Asian AND Black??? She'll wine EVERY award!

HA!

I second that “ha!”

You win all the things!!!