Screw America for electing this man. At 60 years old, he bragged about sexually assaulting women. Yet America elected him President.

Since Trump is our Great Filter event, I have a strong suspicion the answer won’t matter.

Trump leaving office without tens of thousands of dead Americans would be a miracle.

My children are being raised in a nice, level-headed environment which is engendering high amounts of self-confidence and esteem while imparting myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

Alternative: Move the hell away from the South to someplace like California.

I don’t have a problem with him speaking at colleges. Whatever keeps him out of Elementary Schools is plus in my book.

Did he throw another sideline tantrum? Those are the best.

“My love, my love
Remember the cries
When winter died for spring skies
They roared and roared
But we grabbed our seed
And sowed a song
Against their greed

And
Down in the vale
Hear the reaper swing, the reaper swing
the reaper swing
Down in the vale
Hear the reaper sing
A tale of winter done

My son, my son
Remember the chains
When…

I am willing to bet a good sum of money that after 52 more weeks of President Trump, you will feel completely different about #CalExit.

I think the appropriate notation is 45*.

Most liberal whites don’t watch Fox News, so they are unfamiliar with Kelly’s racist brand of journalism. They only know she feuded with the Marmalade Mussolini so they assume she has integrity.

I thought so too! Damn, maybe I should become a scientist so I can start fucking with shit at high pressure. You know one element will lead to fusion reactors or warp drives. Why did it take so long to do this?

Alt Facts from the Alt Reich

He wasn’t charged because it was a Nazi “false flag” operation. The dude that punched him was in on it.

Calling Nazism a “political opinion”.

In case you missed it, he listed the following as his enemies:

Actually, you are wrong. No one accused anyone of being Russian until Trump started taking his orders from Moscow. Trump’s advisers make 5 calls to the Kremlin every day. Trump expresses his love of Putin every chance he gets.

Remember the dude that got into Buzz Aldrin’s face and said the moon landing was faked? He got punched.

Starred a thousand times.

Are you going to point out Democrats supported slavery in the 1800s for your next bad analogy act?