Ah, the classic Supreme Court ruling of Finders-Keepers v. Losers-Weepers set quite the precedent.

Instagram was the case that they gave him

NKOTB I thought.

Spin Doctors or GTFO!

Nobody cares to tune in.

thank god. *downs bottle of whiskey, falls over*

Damn that Barry Goldwaterbama? With his complicated shoes no less!

If you want to see really old dudes play "Satisfaction" just go to a VFW on a Saturday night. Cheaper and basically the same thing as this.

No truer words have been spoken.

"a lucrative deal that would pay them handsomely?" What is this, 1998?

Tina is the Highlander, Lorne is the Kurgan.

I've always been interested in trying those, but I only see them in bars and I doubt the beer in my gut would peacefully coexist with them.

You've reached your potential.

Ah, isn't he DJ Pancakes now?

Same here. Though the roasted lard chicken isn't available outside the Walmart locations.

Pickles are OBSCENE!

I'm actually pretty ok with this. I've enjoyed what he's done so far.

It stinks!

Are we having FUN yet?!

What, do I amuse you?