In, my day, you know?

Am I here? Am I in the Gray-Zone? Itttt....cccaannnn...bbbbeeee.....twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............................ttttttttttttttttthings...................................................

Yeah, this is throwing me off. My Kinja account didn’t ask me to merge with Disqus, but I logged into Disqus and that says Kinja is merged with it. What kind of evil sorcery is this?

That sounds more pleasant than what I have been trying to do with merging my old Kinja account with Disqus.

That's a shame. *Seinfeld bass line* Also, I always thought the show's
more cynical view on scociety was more of Larry David, but judging by what I have read on Jerry, I guess it was a good 50/50. So, the Lennon/McCartney of TV cynicism?

Nope. You'll be Tonk Hams.

*cue audience laugh track*

Hey, the guy needs a couch to sleep on.

Too busy tweeting in the shadow of Baio?

Sit on it, guy from "Zapped!"

Kramer did get Dwayne off sugar. He also sort-of caused his relapse after demanding that discount for George's frames by shoving a candy bar in his face.

Wait, trolling on Twitter without consequences isn't guaranteed in the Constitution? *reads Constitution* Wait, Twitter isn't even mentioned in the Constitution!

At the very least, banned from drunk driving.

Never heard of it.

But I've collected ALL the Koppels!

I heard he had the flu…

I recall him being kind of big in the first season of "Oz," but I didn't think it was "hugely fat."

His WAIFU is in a coma.

Hey, I was stomping my muddy shoes on that couch!

Well, the JERK STORE called, and … I'll show myself out.