May the Force be with you.

No, that was pretty much it.

So he was probably a spry 30 year old in "21 Jump Street?"

Yeah, what is this, 1991's "If Looks Could Kill?"

I stand corrected.

Godspeed! You AV Club commentator

I just saw him as Randal Pt.2 for that film. I still enjoy the movie for some reason, possibly because I have horrible taste in fim.

Finally, all those unanswered questions will be explained after the finale in 1997!

Well, I've been saying since the 90s that dinosaurs have way too much representation on the TV show "Dinosaurs." IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

At this point, yup.

Not dark and brooding enough. Give him an eyepatch and a crippling heroin addiction.

"I'm telling you, these aliens implanted something that causes me to black out and fill my browser history with midget porn. You got to believe me!"

Will episode one be Mulder trying to convince Scully that "sex addiction" is real?

Same here.

I loved this show when I was in high school (I graduated in 2000) and bought the whole series about four years ago on Amazon for $20. One of the greatest investments I've ever made. It's one of those shows like "Seinfeld" that, to me, will never get old

Kids, listening to their pop music while playing video games and drinking Surge. Wait, did anything change in the past 20s years?

I watched it through my Xbox and everything with the sound was fine for me.

He IS the Negotiation Tree!!!

It's surprising that Little Caesar's found a way to make bacon unappetizing with that bacon wrapped crust. Wait, they're horrible and not surprising at all.

The last Smith film I saw was "Red State," which I really only remember as being mediocre. But dammit, I still love "Mallrats" and I will see this, even if it's a 2-hour hate watch experience.