Oh, boy. I'm just so tired of all this traffic. I just can't wait until I get out of Africa.

Your confusing thesis has captured my attention. Tell me more.

Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken on a boat drunk.

Is that about Sly Stallone and other 80s action stars eating lunch for an hour and a half?

Eh, I'm still holding out for "Sack Lunch." Don't you want to know how they got in there?

Tea Party Patriots are not known for their smarts.

"Wake up sheeple!" — your crazy uncle on Facebook.

No Larry David?

I demand a "Jane the Virgin" and "Oz" crossover now.

Prior to all this, it was if he was running down a dream.

Let's get to the point

Only if Bale plays FDR.

Wait, what does Kid Rock think about this?

Same here. "Oh, you got some snow? Bite me." Winter came in November where I'm at. I pity no one.

Cosby has "pop pop" in the attic.

Come on, don't do him like that.

Is your mom also Jann Wenner?

My work here is done. *slowly fades away into the mist*

The real question: Will they bring back the carnival folk from season four?

My wife saw them in 2008. She's a huge fan, but she even conceded they were solely there for the paycheck.