Can we get hologram Neal Cassady to ramble incoherently on stage while they tune their guitars?

Yeah, I posted elsewhere that I thought those "The Dead" tours were farewell tours. I was wrong.

The Eagles are like Walmart greeters, they don't know how to retire and depresses the people who happen to see them.

I thought they did one as just The Dead, but you're probably correct.

Touche.

It's got to be either Kiss or the Dead. I'm betting on Kiss since their farewell tour began around 1999 and is still going.

Maybe if they used hologram Tupac, their shows wouldn't suck.

Well, hopefully the Spin Doctors are still around to fill this void.

The same way "Friends" became a TV show!

He flooded the post with pretty depressing replies at 3 a.m. that I could see, but were taken down almost immediately. It was just strange.

"Dr. Hibbert: Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.
Bernice Hibbert: Don't you usually laugh at everything?
Dr. Hibbert: Yes. Yes, I do." I worked at a T-shirt customizing store for years. This quote spoke to me.

Upvoted for my favorite post-2000 Simpsons quote.

Thank you. He flooded the post and it felt like I was the only person who could see him. Like that Bruce Willis movie, "Die Hard."

This phatman, what's his deal? *not a quote, just wondering if he's a troll, I'm new here for commenting*

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

What'd you say chief?

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…

I still, in moments of anger, throw out Nixon's "Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!" At work, at least one guy gets it.