"Trying is the first step toward failure." Just so hilarious.

*Mike Heidorn sits patiently for his name drop*

Keanu Reeves promptly sends @avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus a cease and desist order.

Hey, I'm just trying to, you know, break your heart.

Ween's Cumberbatch And Cheese

Jay Farrar?

Benedict Cumberbatch Overdrive?

Bill seems happy with 'adequate.'

I love this episode, mostly for the whole "Of course I'm not Cartwright!" moment.

Ha, he had more roles on TV shows than Diamond.*

My best friend took his life in 2006. I wish I had this column then. Great writeup though, I took many of these steps to help get through the first couple (and very difficult) years.