Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Landscape would be really dumb here. You are capturing a ski lift, which is almost entirely vertical in orientation.

...fly my lawnchair jellyfish parachute thingie...

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, HIGHLIGHT TRUTHERS

You found an excellent wife

Good article! I’ll admit I only clicked cuz of boobs, though.

Couldn’t they just “volunteer” an astromech droid to do that shit?

It’s also a quick way to weed out people who get hung up on irrelevant crap.

I’m going to buy one and call it Ascent of a Woman.

Subaru Absinthe - It’ll blow your mind.

I guess 1995 was a different time. Gen Xers, amiright?

Yes, clearly the guy with several face tattoos make intelligent and thought-out decisions.

“I tremble for my country when i think we may in fact get the kind of leaders we deserve”

You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

I love the track light.

They also make lovely light fixtures.

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

such a solid album, start to finish

Yep, but they’ll be on sale.

Yep, but they’ll be on sale.