Personally, I wear my mask, AND my baby blue ‘I got the Covid-19 Vaccine’ button pretty much anywhere I go these days.

You’re still holding that thing to your face to make calls? What are you? Some kinda troglodyte? You need to go buy yourself five sets of AirPod Pros right the hell now lady. It’s the wireless age. You shouldn’t be touching your phone to interact with it. Put that thing back in your pocket, or purse, or…

Come on, they’re completely harmless and only come around every 17 years. Did you not have a childhood?  Ignore them for a week and move on with your life, you monster.

Did you watch the video? Dude blew through the railroad crossing like he had somewhere else to be quick like and car behind him was a police vehicle with it’s flashy lights on.

I know the grass is always greener on the other side and all that, but damnit, after all this time, I don’t want to get used to wearing pants.

$150,000 seems kinda tough to justify for a watch, but I’ll give you $12,000,000 for the NFT on that picture of the watch.

Just for the record, Jupiter Ascending is a terrible, terrible movie.

Unrelated, but there’s a pretty impressive number of planes in the sky at any given moment too:

Hrrmmmm......wind out the pipe maybe

I mean really, that’s true enough on the face of it, the climate has always been changing. Fossilized palm fronds can be found today in Antarctica.

I’m not sure how I feel about an $8.4 BILLION dollar earnings on anything in a single fiscal year....conflicted, I think?, but having said that, my current iPad 11 Pro is an astoundingly glorious piece of shit and I want a new one. And I’ll pay....so, there’s that.

I hate everything about this made up bullshit, and the future. The future is a fucking moron. Get off my lawn.

Standard size basic Kenmore, nothing fancy, maybe 8-9 years old. 4.5amp motor according the sticker inside the door jamb.

Out of curiosity, how big is your place? I ask because mine is far from huge, 1200 sq ft maybe, but I haven’t seen an electric bill that small since like 1996.

I always imagined that the streaming services surely must be able to easily detect and document that this sort of thing is widespread happening. But, so long as a particular account isn’t being shared excessively, it’s at least somewhat in their interest to just willfully look the other way - a person that pays for an…

I don’t really know much of anything about Bitcoin, but on some podcast or other recently I heard about a part of the process they were calling the ‘cryptocurrency public ledger’.

Sure, it might, once the door is opened, but only if there’s a functional alarm in place, and the aforementioned enterprising teenager hasn’t already thought of that. Point is that even sophisticated locks are all just psychological foreplay. No lock can really truly prevent unauthorized entry. All they can do is…

I realize this might not be universal, but for what it’s worth, every NFC/RFID type lock I’ve personally ever messed with came with the Request To Exit function enabled by default, for “Push to Exit” buttons, fire safety and the like.

Is the University of Florida picking up any of this ridiculous tab? Weren’t they supposed to be contracted for ‘Maintenance and Upkeep’ of the facility?

Why pass up the rare opportunity to use the word ‘rhombicosidodecahedron’?