Tool? You mean Radiohead for juggalos?

Shovel Knight is my shiiiiiit!

I'm aware of at least one other journalist (from either WaPo or NYT, I can't remember) who has asserted that the White House has tried to plant fake stories to discredit the press. I would be more surprised if it weren't true than if it were.

Fuck, I would rather we had elected Hans Gruber.

Honestly, they need to realize that playing it safe and appealing to an imaginary middle while keeping their left-wing ideological base locked up in the back like Sloth from The Goonies is not the way to win. Put out bold candidates running on bold policies and let the chips fall where they may, enough of this…

Yes! Adjectives modify nouns, adverbs modify verbs, adjectives, and other adverbs.

Hate to be that guy, but it's an adverb.

He really does appear to have a working vocabulary of about 500 words. It gets kind of overlooked due to the more tangibly shitty things he does, but his inability to speak fluent English is worrisome to me. In general, your language is a reflection of your thinking, so when a person's language is limited, sloppy, and…

Dude looks like the Gob Bluth of the Zuckerberg family.

That's the Trump administration in a nutshell: something that in a sane world would by itself make him unelectable winds up being some footnote that you didn't even know about, and has no effect on your opinion once you finally do hear about it.

It would be much more like him to claim baselessly that he had already fulfilled all his promises and there was nothing left for him to do.

This is the true paradox of Donald Trump: it's almost a form of radical honesty for him to be so blatant about lying all the time. He is a vulgar, dishonest buffoon whose public persona is that of a vulgar, dishonest buffoon. For better or worse, he always does exactly what you think he would do in every situation. …

When people try and say Trump is like Camacho, I always point out that Camacho had a coherent platform of bringing back the crops (a promise which he ultimately fulfilled), deferred to the expertise of people more knowledgeable than himself, communicated effectively with the electorate across party lines, did not…

This story cracked me up when I heard it on the radio. His finishing move is called The Liberal Agenda! I love it!

Also, this may have been the most authentically Atlanta movie I've ever seen. Dude even tuned it to 97.1 to hear "Radar Love," which is absolutely the station that would have been playing "Radar Love."

Just saw it today, I loved it. Had kind of a classic 1970s crime thriller vibe with a modern edge. I had a blast.

Hotline Miami 2 basically picks up in difficulty where the first game left off. It's definitely harder, and unfortunately has some issues with enemies being able to shoot you from way offscreen. It's still really good though.

I mean, it is a really really good show.

Do 16-year-olds even get Rick and Morty?

There's a pair of episodes in the middle of the first season (the Meeseeks and love potion episodes) where it really takes off and reveals what kind of show it's going to be. I think if those episodes don't click with you, you probably just don't like the show.