No, not really. Yes, their income scales up or down in accordance with their market value, but it has historically not scaled at the same rate for male and female artists. Now with that said, I have a hard time believing that Amy Schumer needs to be making the same money as Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, but she…

Jaime was technically Westeros's first cyborg.

Well, in addition to his many other offenses, Donald Trump has now put himself at an extremely elevated risk for eclipse madness. Needless to say, this would make it impossible to perform the duties of his office. Congress should pass a resolution calling for Trump to be screened for eclipse madness immediately, and…

Flat Earth conspiracies are like the anti-Occam's Razor—so much elaborate, convoluted shit would have to be true in order for the simple explanation (the earth is round) to be false.

What! He stole my Gaydolf Shitler bit!

That's what I call libertarians.

Wolfenstein 2 can't come soon enough.

Is the time finally right to start calling these people the f-word in polite company? They're fascists. They promote fascist ideals, they chant fascist slogans, and their leader Donald Trump has now employed fascist political rhetoric in their support. Just call it what it is.

What's wrong with Adam Driver? He's in a bunch of really good movies, and I've never had any problem with his performances.

My prediction is that it's never acknowledged again on the show.

"Bad and Boujee," I hope.

I think people used to call themselves MRAs before it basically became a slur.

I'm just now getting into this game and so far the combat is pretty cool. It definitely has a Dark Souls-lite vibe, not nearly that intricate but the same basic moveset of weak attack/strong attack/dodge/block/parry. The fights have a slight lumbering quality that fits well with the Viking stuff and gives a satisfying…

It's usually both, I think. The things he says aren't just lies of political expediency, they're the things he wishes were true: standing ovations every time he speaks, constant groveling apologies from his enemies, the ability to solve any problem instantly through the sheer force of his own genius, etc. Once you…

I mean, he seems pretty unhappy about that too.

So what McConnell is saying is that he's legitimately trying to govern, but someone else is making that pointlessly difficult for no apparent reason? Must be rough.

Yeah, Sean Fucking Hannity is too close to Ron Fucking Swanson for my comfort.

Check out Leno over here.

Well, Sarah Palin did tell us that he commands fire.

Has anybody done Wu-Tang power rankings yet?