You can probably lay up that joke for good.

I think Philips has a big food court/shopping area that's open all the time. Maybe I'm getting it confused with the CNN Center nearby, I haven't been in a long time.

Lets not forget that these are the same champions of truth who lobbied Congress to bar the CDC from conducting research that could be used to support gun control, effectively limiting our ability to know even the basic numerical facts about gun violence.

The NRA is going to "fight back with the clenched fist of truth?" So what, like fact-checking?

In fairness, it would be just like Trump to think he's playing 4-dimensional chess by doing something awful to take the heat off something even more awful.

That disturbs me just as much as the content of what he says. He seems to expend a huge amount of mental energy on how he's covered in the press. I challenge you to find a single interview where he doesn't bring up the lying media totally unprompted. It's on his mind constantly! And of course, he lacks the…

A big part of that is that Keanu Reeves is actually a competent stuntman and stage fighter who really commits to the physical performance. Instead of hiding it in a bunch of cuts and close-ups, the camera is able to hang back from the action and let you watch him work.

He was awesome in John Wick, maybe the most overachieving performance of a generic action big bad since Alan Rickman in Die Hard. He really nails that Gruberesque balance of making it really fun while still taking it more seriously than what the material probably requires.

Duh, it's Trump.

If anything, the very suggestion is offensive to people who gargle piss.

Everybody knows why the cameras are off: if there isn't a fucking little movie to go with it, it will get less play and fewer people will pay attention to it.

Counterpoint: no he doesn't.

….you're Johnny Depp, right?

This is more related to the first part of the video, but isn't it an extremely stupid strategy for Trump to claim that he bluffed Comey into telling the truth? Is he so obsessed with Comey's "admission" that he wasn't personally under investigation (at the time) that he didn't realize the rest of Comey's testimony was…

Three states with rampant poverty and huge minority populations that will be disproportionately affected within those states. Can't say it gives me much pleasure.

Serious answer, which you are guaranteed to receive if you confront them about it: they believe that they are called to help the poor through private charity, but that using the apparatus of representative government to try and address systemic poverty and inequality so as to reduce the need for that charity is wrong,…

It was last years official backlash movie due to being critically acclaimed but not as "deep" as Moonlight or Manchester by the Sea, setting up a narrative where people thought it was going to be the Crash to those films' Brokeback Mountain. Now that Moonlight won the Oscar, I think it's okay to like La La Land…

I think this is the language equivalent of people claiming to be scared of clowns—they're not really grossed out by the word, they just think they are because they've absorbed the idea that they're supposed to be.

FFIII is FFVI.

Oh my fucking god, dude. Basically ever game on this list is an all-time classic.