What about Raisin' Arizona? What's Eatin' Gilbert Grape? Bonnie 'n Clyde?

I don't know. I think for most people this is true, but I also think that addiction can twist your mind and make you a hateful person.

Goddammit.

Super Metroid

As soon as I read that line, I thought, "I know: old idiots who don't give a shit."

The shaking-kid bit almost works as anti-comedy. The premise is cruel and bizarre. All the actors seem self-consciously disengaged from the material. The parade of nonsensical one-liners drags on forever, and many of them aren't just unfunny, but completely baffling as to what the joke is even supposed to be. Are we…

I thought that stuff was supposed to be the distraction from this.

Yeah, I was thinking about this the other day. So the Democrats have this massive covert vote fraud program where they can get millions of people to vote illegally and undetected…but they send them all to New York and California, thereby blowing the election anyway?

Gotta be CJ from San Andreas, right?

Actually, kind of.

At least they don't ostracize him for looking like the bastard lovechild of a drowned corpse and Vincent D'Onofrio's character from Men in Black.

Oh, it was offhand. I don't remember the exact quote but it was in response to the notion that the wall was a pretty frivolous expense to be backed by a a party and in particular a Speaker for whom fiscal responsibility is the core of their brand. He said something to the effect of, "When we're talking about a big…

Well, Paul Ryan did have the audacity to refer to the wall as an "infrastructure project."

I think it's normal for a new president to have a lot of executive orders right off the bat before they settle into a groove. But I'm not optimistic that Trump will slow down eventually like most do.

I am severely dismayed by the number of people who seem to think this would constitute Mexico paying for the wall.

Well, yeah, kind of. People in Oregon are generally pretty different from people in Louisiana.

So we are paying for the wall after all. Glad to have that settled, at least.

I don't think it's any secret that there are certain personality traits associated with different political persuasions.

Exactly, so just get one of those other dudes. It's not like he's doing something that nobody else can replicate.

I'm surprised that he still has a career, not just because of the abuse, but because he seems like he would be really difficult to work with. His anger issues seem very pervasive and seem to be triggered by even the slightest adversity. And it's not like he's such a luminous talent that you might tolerate a certain…