Only way that deal could be any sweeter is if the weed and the ATV were being sold by the same guy so you didn't have to make two stops.

I've seen this dude's segments before, and they are a chilling glimpse into the little-seen world of conservative humor.

Check out their live album, I think it really captures what's so good about them.

I'm confident that when Trump told Pence he'd be running things, what he really meant was that Pence would do all the boring stuff and Trump would do all the awesome stuff. I don't even know if Trump fully realizes that the presidency isn't an authoritarian position where you just issue commands all day.

The fact that he's not a religious maniac was literally the one thing Trump had going for him, compared to other possible Republican nominees. Then he brought Mike "Compulsory Miscarriage Funeral" Pence on board to be the voice of reason.

He caught a black heel in the hour of chaos.

I'd say four.

Gonna go out on a limb and say that they probably don't give a shit, for some inexplicable reason.

You know, I have actually considered the possibility of this far-fetched scenario coming to pass. I guess it's not out of the question.

"You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He fixes the country?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

Far from it, Dude.

Damn, I was looking down here to see if anyone had already said that.

He doesn't "have to" answer for Trump. He could have had a shred of integrity and told him to go fuck himself instead of jumping onto a ticket with that maniac.

I can't imagine that there are that many undecided voters still on the table at this point—honestly, if somebody doesn't know as of right now whether they prefer Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton, they're probably a fucking idiot. I think the debates have to be about turning those preferences into votes. Clinton has to…

This is the Newt Gingrich brand of campaigning, where you relentlessly say and do a bunch of heinous shit, and then the moment somebody calls you out on it, you fall back and act like they're the dick.

I had the exact same reaction the first time I saw him. For all the shit Clinton gets for being "inauthentic," I can't believe no one seems to see how transparently phony Mike Pence is. He really does seem like he's playing a part at all times.

I only watched a little bit of it, but I find Pence intensely off-putting. Perhaps that's partly because I know that he's on the ticket to be the designated bullshit artist who tries to put a sane spin on Trump's ravings and reassure everybody that he's a serious candidate and not just a human YouTube comment. But he…

This actually looks pretty awesome. Are there any other horror films that deal explicitly with issues of race? The People Under the Stairs comes to mind, and of course Tales from the Hood, and I guess Night of the Living Dead, although it's really more of a subtext there. Is that it? Leprechaun in the Hood?

Oh, HL2 may have the best overall sound design of any game ever. Every sound effect is basically perfect.

The blood splatter in the Half-Life games is actually a really fascinating touch. Those games made brilliant use of three-dimensional space—the geometry of the firefights stands out in a way that few other games have pulled off. Having blood appear on the wall behind your enemies was a clever way of completing the…