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I met him at a book signing/screening for "The Man with the Screaming Brain" and he was cool as fuck. During a Q&A before the movie, some dude asked him, "Could you please say 'work shed'?" and Bruce replied, "I could if I was your little dancing monkey slave." And then just went on to the next question! And I looked

Evil Dead 2 takes place the day after Evil Dead. It starts with a trimmed-down recap of the first movie, culminating in the final shot of Evil Dead and picking up immediately from there.

You believe Trump knew what Cruz was going to say? That he didn't just claim to after the fact because he can't stand to look like he's not in control?

Overall crime in America is low, while gun crime exceeds that of any nation in the history of the planet that was not in the throes of civil collapse. Use that information as you will.

Being from the South, it's especially weird to see support for some rich loudmouth Yankee who has probably never caught a fish or used a drop of hot sauce in his entire life. Isn't this is the exact type of person we hate around here—some rich idiot from up North who can't do shit for himself trying to boss people

Look at his infamous call to put a temporary ban on Muslim immigration. In his recent 60 Minutes interview, the interviewer mentioned it and Trump blew it off, saying that the ban didn't necessarily have to be religion-based, but could instead apply to people coming from certain countries or territories.

It drives me crazy! I can't tell you the number of times I've seen someone say "liberals just vote on their feelings, they don't understand facts." Aren't y'all the same motherfuckers whose go-to books for political theory are Atlas Shrugged and The Bible?

People also said similar things about Obama's polls in 2008: that many people would tell a pollster they planned to vote for Obama because they didn't want to be perceived as racist or some stupid shit like that, but would vote for McCain when it actually came down to it. And of course, Obama outperformed his poll

He's basically talking about "truthiness," which Colbert coined like ten years ago: the idea that what feels true is more important than what is true. It's not new, but man if Trump hasn't taken it to a ridiculous place. His acceptance speech—what I saw of it, anyway, because at a certain point I just had to cut it

People shit on South Park for making fun of both sides of an issue without ever taking a side itself. But so what? If it did pick a side and it was something they didn't agree with, they'd be shitting on it for that, too. There's nothing wrong with just being funny and provocative and leaving it at that.

Watch me whip…now watch me Nolte…

I think most of his audience did get it, though? I mean the lyrics are pretty unambiguous and easy to hear. When Reagan used it, he did call him out.

I predict there will be 5000% more Nae Nae at the DNC.

That is unsettling indeed. Hell, it freaked me out that they brought on Mike Pence to be the voice of reason, when in any other election he'd look like a religious maniac in the vein of Rick Santorum or Mike Huckabee.

From a liberal perspective, it doesn't seem like Trump has changed the GOP so much as brought the fringes into the center, made the subtext the text. People want to talk about how he isn't a real Republican, but try and imagine him running the exact same campaign on a Democratic ticket—you can't do it. In my opinion,

Sad!

So, after playing Inside the other day, I'm finding that the game has really stuck with me—I've already played though it a second time. I can't stop thinking about it and trying to figure out what it all means. That final image keeps popping up in my head…I don't know if a single image from a game has ever provoked

Could have sworn that was not there when I made this comment, but maybe I just missed it.

That's kind of a bummer, I didn't know anything about the movie but I saw the poster when I was going into Ghostbusters and thought it looked like some old-school Gene Hackman shit.

I love this article. Couple of things: