That's really only divisive if you're white and you're opposed to trying to understand black people more.

womp womp

If you're saying I have some kind of anti-Southern bias then you're barking up the wrong goddamn tree. Where the hell are you from?

This was back when the Republicans were pushing an abstinence-only approach to cootie prevention, so you often had to get your cootie shot from some unlicensed kid in the back of a filthy school bus. In some cases the procedure would even be performed with a used Capri Sun straw.

I got Alec Baldwin

As I'm sure you're aware, "open borders" are not a plank in the Democratic platform either. Obama advocated an extremely reasonable set of immigration reforms and challenged Congress to debate and revise them as they saw fit, but once again obstructionism was more important than America so here we continue to sit with…

I like the specific claim that Obama has made racial tensions worse in America. This may in fact be the most assholish of all the common anti-Obama bullet points.

My reaction to the entire Trump campaign.

Yes, but in terms of priorities, actually addressing the problem is a distant second to making sure nobody thinks we're pussies.

After an FBI investigation has concluded and recommends no charges, it's time to drop it. Maybe not in the ordinary public discourse, but for a political party to be on TV even after that investigation, conducting a mock trial of an opponent who has not been and will not be charged with a crime, while throngs of…

It's weird, you can trace the downfall back to so many different points, depending on how direct of a cause you're looking for. Honestly, it was probably Nixon's Southern Strategy that set everything in motion, picking up disaffected Southern Democrats frustrated with integration and establishing the undercurrent of…

Well, there's a big difference between playing to your base and exploiting people's fear and hatred of specific groups of people while literally calling for the imprisonment of your political opponents and promising to retaliate against dissenters once you're elected.

My initial problem with Artorias was that it was just taking too long to kill him, he was dodging too many of my spells, and eventually I'd make a mistake and he'd one-shot me. After I did some grinding and got the Moonlight Butterfly Horn, I came back with a melee approach where I'd just focus on dodging and giving…

Trust me, you'll never hear me complain about anybody being too far left. When I say realistic, I mean policies based on accurate information about the real world that could plausibly take place in reality. I'm saying instead of wasting time at the podium shitting on the obvious fantasies of the Trump platform, go…

Hahaha yes, Hilary Clinton would love to get her hands on Trump's ingenious super-secret-but-totally-real policies so she can steal them for her own platform. Goddamn, that was funny.

I actually know a dude who's been total libertarian, Gary Johnson all the way ever since I've known him, who claimed today to have changed his mind after hearing that speech.It kind of freaked me out, like how you would feel if you suspected someone of being a pod person. I think he'll be in the minority though, and I…

Zelda 2 is egregiously underrated, and I think the fanbase's indifference to it over the years might be a big part of why Nintendo has never tried to shake up the series to that degree ever since.

That's a) obviously not true, b) not what he said, and c) who cares, he obviously had no idea what the word "apologist" meant, even though encountering that word somehow mysteriously triggered him to start talking about Jews.

I just watched some trailers for Furi and it's weird how many elements look ripped off from Hyper Light Drifter, given that that game came out not too long ago and they must have been in development at the same time. Cool looking game though.

I downloaded some kind of program to make my computer think my PS3 controller is an 360 controller and let me use it with its regular USB charging cable, and it was a great decision.