She’d be a good choice, for sure. I’ve said before, though, my favorite choice for a live-action Ivy is Christina Hendricks.

Ah, I see it is fixed now. Excellent.

This proved one thing. He knows how to read and write. There goes that theory. So I’m amending to be: He can’t read or write...well.

The devices they use at the ENT are no joke. Had one done summer before last and it was 100% clear that my hearing issues, which were focused on the hissing I was getting, were because my ears were both blocked by a fair bit of wax.

They put Magic Mike XXL on this list. That alone invalidates this list.

That’s not Sauron...that’s the Witch King of Angmar.

“Break-ins in the area”

Nope. I’m good with it. Definitely gotta take my kid, but that’s no issue.

I wasn’t super critical, but the initial design and presentation put me off all the same. The new trailer with the new design makes me think that it may be something my son and I can enjoy together.

That he is a Jewish white supremacist never ceases to amaze me(and piss me off as a Jew). Talk about not understanding your heritage.

I want to hear his heart beat...for the very last time!

Peter Thiel knows.

I gave in a couple years ago, when they opened in the airport. Now, that’s the only one of those in the metro Detroit area at the time, and may still be though I’ve heard they’re supposed to be expanding.

Best by dates may not be super accurate, true, but the requirements for disposal rely on them, right or wrong. For those of us who regard the dates as dubious, this policy is more the better for us.

A fact many of us learned a few years ago through a certain series of events...

There are, which is why Rule 35 exists.

There are very few people that I have worked with in my entire life that I was even willing to consider possible friendships with. I finished 13 years at my last job in January, and came away with two people I actually still keep in contact with. I’ve been at my new job for a year, and barely talk to most of them, let…

*mic drop*

Fucking good riddance. I’d rather my wife be doing what she’s been doing (rewatching Friends ad nauseum, a show I hate) than do what she had been doing (rewatching this ad nauseum, a show I hate even more).

That Deadpool isn’t the one holding that sign feels like a missed opportunity.