Transformers. Period.

Popeye’s. At the very least the sandwich-obsessed populace can Darwin themselves out with that kind of access.

Same. My brain immediately clicked over as soon as I reached that line in the post.

Son, Minions, and 40. But otherwise, yes.

This story got filed to “Music.” That must be a mistake...Limp Bizkit didn’t do “music.” What they did was some bizarre combination of swearing, wearing red hats to everything, and performance art.

Also, duty free at the Canadian border gets gallons of maple syrup and biere forte for a low price.

I haven’t seen a collection of assholes like this since the last cabinet meeting. That poor waiter needs a GoFundMe set up so that he doesn’t lose his ass over this bullshit.

(the tech manager was engaged in a passive aggressive war with the coke-snorting GM openly having an affair with a line employee so hired a couple teenagers apparently mainly to have someone to hang out and get drunk with, long story).

My wife keeps up on that show. I would not be sad if it went to the graveyard.

Acknowledging the troubling past helps cement a better future. America must be learned about, warts and all, and that goes for how the culture used to be. We don’t want them to censor our history to lose our rough past, and the same should be said for the purveyors of film from those days. Own the past.

Clearly Twitch needs to update its guidelines, but I guess they’re more concerned about women showing cleavage than they are some dude’s literal long-term health.

This sounds way too realistic, so it’s probably what happened.

Yeah, Splinter was no Gawker, but it didn’t need to be. It was a great place for undoctored news in a time where we have an entire news network that does the bidding of a fascist and his party. I didn’t always agree with the takes, but it was nice to have a place that cut through the bullshit.

Those DVDs are an investment I’m glad I made.

Well, my headache is definitely a full-blown tumor now.

A little disappointed by the lack of Star Wars puns.

That we only have three distributors is beyond insane. Michigan is not a small state my any measure.

See, if you’re gonna recommend which to start with, and have it be the movie, maybe not spoil the movie ending without notice.

Well I went ahead and indulged the teaser image. We saw Dr Sleep today, and it was very good. But Jesus, Stephen King’s willingness to have his bad guys hurt or kill kids is really awful(see It). The scene that features that was hard for me and made my wife cry. Taken as a whole, tho, the movie is well put together…

Didn’t Vanna also miss some time when she had her kids?