What in the ass.

All your base are belong to us.

The master race, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s give him a big hand(of middle fingers)!

I went from not caring who won since it won’t be the Yanks or Sox to pulling straight for the Nats.

I grew up on most of what’s on this list, and I also dig me some Moody Blues.

Seems that rule is being applied arbitrarily, what with Sabbath on there. Let the metal live, Deadspin!

Given that they were listed as the biggest underdogs ever, if they pull this off there are gonna be some bettors that are going to be very happy and very rich.

Seriously. It’s RIGHT THERE and they bypass it for this strange 60 gig choice.

Did you guys institute a cutoff year as far as what can be considered classic? Or was this all kind of off the cuff?

I hear anyone stating that nonsense, I’m punching them. Period.

Can’t put him that high...I got him behind at least Martin Shkreli, the king of punchable faces, then Biff, Zodiac, and Guiliani.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

My only guess is the marijuana suspension history coupled with the below expectations performance.

I don’t think they anticipated that a political party would abandon all pretexts and grovel before a massively corrupt executive like the Repubs have.

A mild concussion. As much as concussions can be mild...she’s suffered actual brain damage from this encounter and they won’t charge the fucker. Pure insanity.

An underage black girl. That’s your answer, unfortunately.

He must be; this is at least the sixth different time he’s been impersonating the real Dr Emilio Lizardo.

Trying to undo the election result? Do these fucks hear themselves speak, ever?

I can’t get past the word “group” in that whole situation. Why were so many officers needed in the first place? Did someone say ‘black’ over the radio, and everyone dropped what they were doing and hurried over cuz black people? Fucking absurd.

HE’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!111!!!