Rolling Stone wouldn’t know singing if Aretha Franklin came back from the dead and blew their eardrums out proper.

This is true except in those situations where you randomly draw out most of Australia from the start. Then it’s an easy lockdown and you start churning bonuses on your second or third turn when nobody else is. 2 armies isn’t nothing, after all, especially early when nobody else is pulling anything. But making it a…

+1 Keymaster

So much this. My wife still loves it, and I cannot fathom why. If I’m unlucky enough to be stuck watching it with her, I riff it to hell a la MST3K.

Well shit.

Biff’s empty plate was filled originally with a sausage that “may or may not” have been Reek’s dick.

I actually haven’t settled on something yet! I beat BOTW last Sunday, and got the best ending, and I’ve inadvertently not played anything for the week hence until I picked it up today and farted around the ruins of Castle Town.

Hell yeah, I’m 100% on board with that notion. Shelf collectors make no sense; if you don’t play it why buy it? Discussing the game and how hard the final boss is (or another like Culex in Mario RPG) is half the point.

Seriously.

On the bright side, now MLB will be able to say that every team in existence has made the World Series at least once.

“Qualifications?”
“Rape, murder, arson and rape.”

I’ll grab my passport; may wanna check the weather though.

I was creating character sheets to go along with the characters of my novels. My favorite part was more like learning the spells and figuring out how to apply the abilities I gave them in the books into D & D categories.

And the drinking age only went up in the last 35-40 years. The legal drinking age dropped in most states after the 26th amendment lowering the voting age, but it gradually came back up until they passed a national law sticking it at 21.

Of course I know him, he’s me.

“Who drinks syrup straight?”

Ditto! Never crossed my mind.

He has been a beacon of hope, and an unflinching fighter against Biff. 68 seems just way too young. We will endure, and we will continue to fight every bit as hard as he did against the fascist orange.

Yep, that was my district. That whole thing pissed me right the fuck off.

Well this comes at a great time. My 4-year old needs to start learning to do this and I’ve been struggling with ideas, and he’s not going for my wife when she’s home so it has mostly fallen to me to get it done. I’ll fire this up on my phone tomorrow and see if he takes to it.