Just did five years, here. I can say that my wedding is the one I remember the most significantly of the ones I’ve gone to, and that’s because we had 4th of July fireworks and me dancing up to the gazebo altar to Shoot to Thrill a la Tony Stark. When I party, I do it well, just ask anyone who went to the bachelor…

*Splices in the Joe Buck ‘that’s disgusting’ soundbite.*

I fully expect multiple Deadspin headlines this year that feature some combination of the words “Zion” “slam” and “to hell.”

There are no real Republicans anymore. They’ve been dead for decades.

I’ll pistol whip him if he says shenanigans, will that help?

Yeah there’s no way that this isn’t some vendetta killing from some blue lives assholes or actual cops.

Somewhere, Hannibal Lecter is penning a new recipe.

Now, this is the question I have: was that bottle of A & W the one you used in the test? Because they make it fresh, non-HFCS, at the restaurants. The difference is drastic, and I find it to be so much better fresh. I’ll pay the 7 bucks for a gallon of it every once in a while because it’s that good.

See, Nixon was smart enough to suspect that Mark Felt was Deep Throat. Biff couldn’t find the whistleblowers if they were the only people in the room with him.

God, I’ve seen that movie a few times and I totally forgot about that line. Needless to say, it didn’t age well.

This is more or less what I figured would happen when the initial tweet happened and Frittata or whatever his name is tried to distance. He was trying to save his ass from this situation, and it was too little too late, cuz as we all know, the only regime that could challenge Biff in sensitivity supremacy is the…

Yeah I think my brain blew a fuse when I read that.

At this point I’m certain that the yelling voice is his actual voice. Like he was exposed to golddust in the womb.

Montreal Canadiens: Fires Rocket Richard

That’s more or less where I’m at with it. I only just got wind of the hijacking recently, and I consider myself pretty well up on the news. He may very well have not known. If he did, then that’s a whole other ballgame and fuck him.

Go go Gadget reach-around!

Everybody’s got those people that they want to have a chance to meet, even if only for a few moments. I’ve done it a couple times now, the first time being 6 years ago when Stan Lee came to my comic con. I’ve gotten to meet a few others in that kind of format, but I have a limit on the whole thing, both financially…

Seems like navigating a minefield in the traditional sense. And of course there’s no doubt that some of the streamers are trying to break through and become real celebrities. This con seems emblematic of Twitch trying to have it both ways, and they need to understand that there must be a line, and it needs to be drawn…

Still plugging away at Breath of the Wild. I’m through three divine beasts now, have 17 hearts and two stamina wheels. Also got the Master Sword prior to going to Death Mountain, and I’ve finished 69 shrines(nice) to go with 54 korok seeds. Still a long way to go, and I’m about to head northwest after I finish Rito’s…