6. My book!

Stroke! Stroke!

Good thing we still have the Choomba Woombas to make our beer, and the Grunka Lunkas to make our Slurm.

I can hear the bitter Nats fans now, probably claiming that Harper was holding them back in the postseason or some such.

The old adage is that grand juries will indict a ham sandwich.

TEN fucking shots. TEN. This is simply insane. He went off half-cocked and tried to obliterate anyone in his range.

That is hilarious. If the touch controls worked it’d be even better.

Hoss was also ruined for me forever because of Arrow. I mean, they took a shot at themselves for it so that was nice, but it became so beyond annoying that I can’t use it in real life. I’ll slip and say boss from time to time, but that was more common when I was dealing with people half my age in a work environment…

That’s an important distinction, glad you pointed it out.

I haven’t given my son quite the opportunity to use the Switch really at all, he’s 4, and I’m not convinced he knows well enough how to treat a controller right. He’s a bright kid, but I don’t think he’s quite ready yet. Also the Switch is only a couple months old, so maybe I’m just having new system nervousness.

I quote that to this day. The other villains are looking on like he’s an idiot; it’s beautiful.

Frewer back as Trashcan Man or GTFO

Right there with you. This wound up being the slam dunk it always should have been. And it even happened in Texas.

“Maimed” also seems a bit of an overreach. Some of these don’t even have medical reports, so making that statement is inaccurate on the face of it.

That’s an odd way to spell Never Say Never Again.

That that GIF doesn’t have the guard clocking him is a grave oversight.

Deporting Chris Hemsworth?

Mein Gott, that picture! It’s like someone’s grandfather went insane, escaped a mental hospital, then got on TV.

Losing it? No, my friend, that is a guy who lost “it” so long ago that “it” is decayed in its shallow grave by now.