At this point, fucker would be better off if witness protection could put him in the goddamn Yukon.

Good comment, better username. +1

That is exactly what this story screams to me. Same sort of things, except no fall guys.

That weird moment where CB Bucknor does the right thing by doing the wrong thing.

It’s the Blazing Saddles thing all over again. And I think that’s the way we should approach it; yeah it’s funny as hell regardless, and there’s no way it gets made today.

Maybe make the point without resorting to the cheap political, Biff-esque bullshit.

Definitely looks like that state of mind defense is finished. At least if the jury has any sense at all. She fucking executed him.

That reminds me, I still need to see Parabellum.

I felt uncertain about clicking that article while at work, and it sounds like not going there was the right choice.

I wore a colostomy bag for three months, and I can confirm this.

Yeah if anything, this was a more interesting take because it encompasses a conspiracy of people that had gotten slighted in some way in the past, which gives it a depth and anchor into the larger universe that it wouldn’t have had if he was just a solo rogue.

BOOZE. Can’t drink it anymore. Brain damage. I can already see you’re disappointed.

Cuz we don’t all want to look like Gimli son of Gloin, obviously.

I’ve never drifted toward the Ruffles, but the flavor always stands out to me as something to try.

Lee C. Bollinger, President of the University? Big penis!

My advice to all of them is to start drinking heavily.

Yep, I’ll take Prosperity Gospel for $800, Alex.

Goddamn you, take your star.

Is it too early in the day to kill myself? No, no it isn’t...

As far as I’m concerned, the Mark Zuckerberg owes me $500 million.