About 25 years ago, I worked at an even larger, golden arch-themed burger restaurant that had the same kind of policy.

And all that time attributed to one David Spade joke.

even if it’s very much still a work-in-progress.

Fucking cops. You do not go into a home like that, you do not put your hands ON A MINOR, let alone arrest him. And don’t you dare claim “probable cause” because that is horse shit.

I can’t say that any of this surprises me. So many of the products we know, particularly of the creative variety, have this sort of history. There’s always more than one person involved in the creation of the icon.

Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read those tweets. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Anything hot. I’d place curry at the top even though I’ve never had it. But puking up hot Thai food is no joke. It burns all the way out, and afterwards.

While your premise is correct, and really it should fall to Verlander in that situation, Fenech also has to know his subject. If JV is traditionally kinda funky, and known to have a thin skin, which of course he is, he should do his bit and verify. The relationship has to go both ways in that regard. Maybe JV didn’t…

Yeah I mean while the initial conversation was innocuous, Fenech should have covered his bases and made sure he could make that tweet. He had been there long enough to know Verlander is squirrelly about what gets reported.

You have to take the gags out of their mouths.

“I’m sure some pedant in the comments will lecture me about the underappreciated exploits of Joe Schmidt or whoever.”

This will probably not be good news for their new ice cream flavor, chocolate with Soylent tracks.

Eh, could be worse. If this was South American soccer, they'd kill him.

Reasons the Lions will never win a Super Bowl #38.

Holy fuck I’ve never used the word notary.

It’s no wonder the NFL has such a hard-on for the notary. The model is in some ways very much the same; many of you will die young, and don’t you dare turn your back.

White people like Desmond Howard because he makes Stuart Scott look like Malcolm X.

The best way to watch anime, IMO, is subtitles. Subbed films work just fine, like I watched the Motorcycle Diaries once upon a Time and had no problem reading the dialogue. People just don't appreciate that you can enjoy film even when they don't speak English.

See that kinda sucks. I'm always keen to get recommendations, personally. It might take a while, but I am pretty good about getting at any I'm given. Understanding what someone else likes in film helps figure out what you have in common.

I’m a big film buff; I’ve seen tons of popular stuff as well as a good share of arthouse stuff. The pretentious types drive me nuts, as well. It defeats the purpose; movie discussions should be much more back and forth. I’ll be happy to tell you that the Lord of the Rings movies are some of my all-time favorites, but…