(Borrowing this format and the images once again, with apologies to Drew Magary, and to all of you if I suck at it)

Well, so much for that.

Despite a lengthy rap sheet that includes multiple sexual assault allegations, and attacking a bus, noted chest…

I don’t understand this timeline anymore.

Let us remember. Deadspin Forever.

You heard me, Biff.

This is a post I never thought I’d write.

I perceive that most gamers watch Let’s Play videos, or have done so at least once since the inception of the…

I come to bury Ken Holland, not to praise him.

It’s time to chill out.

“A couple hockey players come up to the produce stand the other day...”