TAMPA, FL - Here are the updated ticket rules for Saturday’s Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals at Amalie Arena:

“Neighbors park on street rather than in driveway. WORSE: ...in front of your house.”

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

Bad Santa

My dad uses an onion instead of a potato, and I used to eat the onion when he was done. Sometimes I think my childhood sounds like I grew up in some Charles Dickens novel, but I just really like onion.

EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES!

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

Could someone please do a venn diagram of these plants and the ones that are hardest to kill from neglect and absence?

I can pretty much guarantee that scene will be responsible for the building of two characters and the significant advancement of the Winterfell plot. After all, who likes pie?

Yes exactly, I’m 100% more upset about the Sand snakes than I am about Sansa, in fact I like the new bold Sansa we’re getting so I’m glad she’s being included in this season instead of just dropped because they hit a wall with her plot in the book

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

That’s a triple play when there was no force on at any base. And it was 4-5-4. Amazing.

Am I the only one who thought that True Detective was insanely boring?

What happens to cost when you send them to college?

A. -1 B. 0 C. 1

He’s coming for your bases, all of them.

I don’t like the DH and they don’t need to have the same set of rules for everyone.

I can see she is well cast in GOT in that she actually resembled her granddaughter Margaery Tyrell/Natalie Dormer quite alot in her younger years.

I know him as Gaius Julius Caesar, from the Rome TV series.

Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler’s store
Buys a 20-carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her drops it at her feet, picks it up, tries to put it on her finger, misses, kicks it around, and watches in shame as she runs away with Danny Espinosa