I have a client who owns two BCs. She rents a heard of sheep twice a week for the dogs. They're very happy dogs.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

Clapping for your piece, dour face for the fact that you had to read those books to write it.

Have you ever had a conversation with another human being?

Well that's the thing, it's Raphael's last chance for a bio kid because of his cancer, so she's definitely having the baby! lol.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt064432…

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

New Illinois District 4 Little League Administrator Danny Almonte has vowed to clean up the organization.

@FootballFunnys: Premier League goals in 2015: Balotelli: 1; Rooney & Aguero: 0

The worst part about this isn't that I did all that shit talking over the weekend and yesterday afternoon.

This is one thing I absolutely love about the internet—it allows us to know we're not alone :D I stopped biting my nails because, one day in the car, my dad looked at me and said something about how sad it made him that I kept biting my nails so much, because I had such pretty hands. It wasn't that it made me feel…

I like to think of it more like:

Fair, but the guy is deserving. 20 goals in all competitions from someone who only Spurs fans knew 4 months ago. We've been through enough. We'll take the praise, hyperbole be damned.

"and Liverpool are again really good"

My brother is a Spurs fan so they're about the only BPL team I consistently watch, and the roar of the home crowd when Harry Kane scores always gives me chills. Now I just have to resist making jokes about Harry getting sold to Real in 3-4 years.

Yup I've been pretty happy since Saturday.

That 90th minute Peter Crouch header against Newcastle was pretty sweet, too. Great cross by Cameron.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Pochettino took Southampton to the next level last season, if he does the same with Spuds, two "big" clubs are going to miss out on the Champions League. (*cough* ManU and Liverpool)

I know this was hard to post, thanks though!