CR, Jr. coming to town. O-o-o-o-o. Say. Can. You. See?

Does this count as Godwin's Law? Sheeesh, right out of the gate!

As a Nats fan I now have a new greeting for our Met guests.

But THAT’S SO Spursy!

So many variables in the calculation my brain hurts.

She was probably a fan of “One Day at a Time”.

“on a count of”

I wish they had gone with the upside down expo.

Spiiiiiiice.

Careful that's trademark infringement.

Will there be enough curly Ws for the Nats and enough LOLs for the Mets the rest of the season for the lead to change?

Heat, humidity, direct sun, school starts Tuesday ... recipe for early exits. Mets fans were actually pretty cool, though.

I actually saw him when he was in High School. I don’t think I had ever met anyone that tall (7ft).

Stevie Wonder is doubting that DD is really dead.

Yeah, like the Violent Femmes, I also forgot what 8 was for.

But how would he handle the blitz?

Whoever does his taxes is going to earn their money this (tax) year.

Sounds like hush money to me.

Leaving french fries in your car door? I'm out.

I would love to take the train when I go on vacation, but airfare is just too damn cheap these days compared. And the time savings? How can you put a price on that?