Oh the . . . humanity?

``Taxi!?!?''

Mamon

Allons-y!!! Liked the Expos, love the Nats.

That include time off for NO TEAM?

What did Zim do?

I know right! I'm not good with maths but I wonder how many he would have hit playing a full season?

OK Nat fans, please preface your managerial complaints with this comment:

My goodness!! We live in a world where banks don't get robbed anymore, why can't we figure out how to keep our phones safe?!?!?!?

The Montana State flag always makes me think that Oro and Plata, two gay prospectors, set down their tools to go frolic in the river.

Does anyone know why the Nats-Giants game 2 did not have a pitch track graphic. Did I miss it? I know there were a lot of close calls and kept waiting to see the pitch track to tell if it was a good call. Just curious. It was on FS1 I believe.

Bumgarnered.

Goal differential is the tie-breaker, that is the penalty for not scoring.

put a ring on it

I don't think you know white people.

``it makes the last few weeks of the season harder to get excited about''

Not to be lost in all the hoopla: Denard Span sets most hits record in a season for the Nats (184), JZ outhit the Marlins, and Teddy takes home the President's race title!

For all the haters out there: you gotta make your own kind of music, sing your own special song ...

Are these sexual positions?

1) NEVER in anger out of frustration.