The new comments format is sapping my will to live.

Fat or not, that Josh guy ain't getting into any Jewish cemeteries with those tattoos.

I grew up in Alabama, yet somehow managed to never hear the racist iteration? How'd that happen?

This song would be about 80 kajillion times better if it just STARTED on the chorus, instead of that slow, ponderous, self-serious intro.

It took me six minutes to get the Amish electrician joke. I kept picturing some dude in overalls and a beard wiring up a house.

Does Sons of Anarchy count if I disclose I fast-forwarded through the entire last season? Every single character on that show grew so loathsome to me, I can't imagine ever seeing them in a fresh light ever again.

A C+ from AV Club? That's pretty much an F, right? I'm gonna save an hour of my life and pass on this episode, for the first time in 7 years.

Give him some wood and he'll build you a cabinet. IN HEAVEN.

I bet he keeps their phones in a box he decorated with stickers and stuff.

How far did ya'll make it? I got to "I'm not gonna sto-op, until I reach the to-op", before self-survival forced me to bail. I feel cyber-bullied, but I'm more concerned about those poor women. How many times have they had to reassure Corey, "yes man, you look very cool!", and "no, I'd totally be in this band if you…

That ain't workin', that's the way ya do it. Your money for nothin and your chicks for free.

I still enjoy listening to DJ Shadow from time to time.

When my wife and I were first dating, she asked me to name my #1 guilty pleasure, musically. I told her it was Air Supply instead of Limp Bizkit, because I didn't know if our relationship was strong enough.

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He was on Workaholics, if that counts for anything. http://40.media.tumblr.com/…

No, I do, it's just that my interest starts to wane after the "monologue", I guess you'd call it.

I've got the same problem with Colbert and John Oliver's shows, the only parts I like are the ones that remind me of their old gigs. And it's the same reason I dig Samantha Bee's show so damn much. It's pretty much her Daily Show persona amped all the way up.

You missed quite a few: 1. Imagine -John Lennon 2. Total Eclipse of the Heart -Bonnie Tyler 3. You're So Vain -Carly Simon 4. Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) -Green Day. For starters.

Stephen King should literally go to prison for what he did to the Dark Tower. Actual jail.

Three fifths of the cast photo looks sad and bored. So how is this different than any other porn?