Well she is the 1%, so...

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

You missed the point so badly I just...I don’t know. I want to hug your parents and write them a cheque and tell them I’m sure they did their best, you know?

I believe that was a tongue in cheek remark.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Hey, nice marmot.

After that, he’s gonna have a Bum knee. ‘Course he’s already got his face.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Results may vary.

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Makes sense. Colorado is a safety to a safety for a lot of high school seniors.

ok thank you

media totally ignoring the dangerous spell obviously being cast by the beige boy leaning into the frame

Some things the Republican party needs if we would ever like to win another election.

Exactly why I choose to stay poor, not famous, and practice abstinence!

You don’t know much about how stock works do you? Like “Pretty Close!” said, the family controls the only class of stock that matters.