Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Nah it’s just a guy with facts

This is a brave hill to die on on the day a Muslim refugee slashes up a bunch of people on a German train, a few days after a Muslim runs over dozens of French, shortly after a Muslim kills a bunch of homosexuals in a night club.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

That’s the same goddamm thing John Connally said in Dallas.

I hate how hard I laughed at this but only because of a minor rib injury.

It might as well. Phoenix is usually where you go to die.

Tebow won a playoff game with 10 passes. That might count for one.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.