I had this gem, how could it lose?

I suggested the Saab. I think it’s prettier than everything else on the list, but I think the XJS (in the right configuration) would beat it.

For all you Jeep folks out there with your 4-door JKs on 37s with one ton axles: don’t discount these old Jeeps. They don’t have the wiz-bang lockers, fancy axles and Atlas T-cases in your modern rigs, but their nimble size, low curb weight, short gearing and great approach/departure/breakover angles make them bounce…

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

The Jaguar would have liked to have seen Montana

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

I’m going to second this! Saabs can be had on the cheap because most people think they are hard to work on (they aren't). Amazing in the snow, and they're safe!

“not so bad to drive”

Saab! I paid $500 for mine and had some fun with it. Needed a few things like brakes and oil seals replaced, but it’s running great now! Should do great in the winter and it’s not so bad to drive either. But they also last really well in salty areas, too!

NOTE: If your car is “too asshole” for Range Rover buyers, it may be time to start dialing it back a little.

The guy in the Range Rover Sport ended up facing a civil suit from the motorcyclist he ran over, who was — stunningly — represented by Gloria Allred. That motorcyclist was driving on a suspended license and claims he is paralyzed. Certainly that is still ongoing.

Speaking as a Ferrari owner; Ferrari owners who complain about how much their car costs to service and don’t drive them because they are worried about how adding mileage will effect the resale. A Ferrari is a complex high performance car it needs servicing even if it is just sitting in the garage note being used.

My favorite P1 wallpaper

Dear Allstate,

If Magnus will finance me on a vintage 911 for 25 grand, let me know.

Okay - this is how rough I was with the planning. This is my actual build sheet. Adam probably would have done it all in his head.

Leave. We don’t want you here. How is this sexist? I don’t think you understand that word. We don’t need people like you ruining this site too.

oh go drink a tofu latte, ya Debbie downer. I’m sure these ladies are quite happy making the money that they do just to stand there and look good. You must be so boring.

The poop deck, obviously.