So I'm the bad guy here?

So did you just copy and paste that ESPN article and change a sentence? Plagiarism 101.

This is 2013, not 2008.

In Jurgen we trust!

Asshole

Lol, that awkward silence.

Taco Bell

Ronaldo has played in two World Cups and has two goals in total. Not that worried.

Dempsey? Donovan? Howard?!

Seriously, we can beat Portugal. I'm more worried about Ghana. And it's not impossible for us to force a draw with Germany.

Oooh, and it looks like we all crashed her site.

It's going to be a rough summer...

This has got me so nervous for the Draw on Sunday.

En fuego!

"This ice looks nice, I wanna taste it!"

We KU fans gave him the nickname "Super Mario" after this:

Ignore our crappy football team. I put this here for the song.

A real one would have been so epic!

Is that a steak tattoo?