Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

OW ME BACK

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

Wrong St. Petersburg.

Team Petty and the Heartbreakers

Little Rock: What, are you scared of a pair of scissors? It’s not like we threw paper or something.

I googled “Cougar Asphyxiation” and it took me here.  Not what I was looking for unfortunately.

There once was this choad who won Chopped.
He sang karaoke, then dropped.
His doctors were good,
and did all they could,
And fixed the blood vessel that popped

The chryon was actually correct when he created it but the image compression must have effected the text. 

“Can confirm.”

Soft Cox Leads to Eventual Score With Help From Film

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

SPOILER ALERT PLEASE

Or a band name.

Japan Flattened After North Korean Bom Drops

I’ve apologized to her repeatedly for that.

+1 bead and I won’t take it back

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

Magic Johnson is also positive.

But whose got an upcoming 8 episode mini-series on Discovery about bombing against high profile opponents in highly publicized scenarios and ultimately found to be someone with an over-grown beard and terrible defense?