I'm still looking for these mythical rape jokes, after 7 years I still haven't heard one.

It was a lot simpler to link to Google to be honest, I'm only half invested in this comment chain and not really trying to give it my all. I mean, I only ever made the original comment thinking it would stay in the grey, so it wasn't made with any care. >>;;

I'd say we are in agreement, some points I won't agree with,…

"Beated" isn't a word.

I said I didn't die on -my own console-. Reading is fun, isn't it? That said, I should have expanded upon what I considered to be a throwaway comment aimed at my general annoyance when I hear "Dark Souls 2 is hard" thrown around. A comment I considered to be pointless and generally thought it…

And if someone is invalidated because someone on the Internet said that they thought something they thought was hard to be easy, they need to get a life. There are more important things to worry about than some random dickwad in the comment section of a blog.

Dying =/= hard. It doesn't have to be hard to kill you, in this case dying is because of being ill prepared and having had no previous experience with the situation.

I quite literally don't understand why it's labeled as such a hard game, it's a trial and error game and you need to learn from previous experience. This…

It dawns on me that all of this can be solved by just doing this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Beat+Dark+S…

It seems that the reactions from people here are a result of not believing it's possible, when really, it is. Once you get past trial and error, Dark Souls II isn't really as hard as people make it out to be. Dark Souls…

I don't care? I'm not having a dick measuring comment. I literally don't understand why everyone thinks the game is so hard. I was able to defeat the game rather easily, that's the point.

If you read further you'll realize I did expand further to hopefully avoid having to deal with people who think their dick size…

And do you think you've just made yourself look cool or something? Seriously, kid, you don't have to respond to everything and sometimes doing so just makes you look dumb. Especially ironic when the comment you're responding to was one pointing out why your comments are useless. Are you that desperate to get the last…

PS3 and my PSN is my real name, so I will not be sharing that.

I'd have to have skills I do not posses to get through on my first shot without dying. xD

For the sake of it, I have the Illusory Ring of A Conqueror. I do not have Exalted though, I decided there was no chance in hell I was going to play through without using bonfires. I would have to be a fucking moron to do that.

And you're acting like I said it was my first run through, I had previously played it on a…

That's cute, Kyle. Please try to contribute in the future.

I should also make you aware of the fact that "Pics or it didn't happen" is totally pointless, do you not understand that Photoshop exists? Even if I was out for a dick measuring contest one could easily say I shopped an image to be what I wanted it to be. Either way we go here, I'm in a lose-lose, so I'm taking the…

"Platinum mad?", I don't know what that means and I don't care.

I'm not having a dick measuring contest, I was literally stating that I had no idea why everyone calls this such a hard game. I was expecting Battletoad, that's a hard game.

And your lazy usage of GIFs is what's annoying to me, it's just lazy and not…

Starved for attention? Kid, I literally don't know what you're talking about and this is how you make yourself look like an asshole. I was just saying I don't understand the hype behind it. :/ It wasn't easy, but it wasn't as hard as I had spent the last forever hearing. :/

And I don't care if you don't need to know…

I...don't understand what your lazy usage of GIFs is trying to imply...are you trying to call me a Krogan? If so, I'm down for that, Australia here I come!

Great use of JLaw, but I was being dead serious. It was incredibly underwhelming, I was expecting Battletoads and instead got...some other game.

I still have no idea why this is considered so hard, I managed to get through without dying. >_>;;

Did you know that GTAIV had absolutely no modding tools and that they had to make them? Rockstar isn't friendly toward the modding community and this experience is unlikely to make them warm up, there is a very big chance they will absolutely lockout the master race from their precious mods.

The same way I did probably, Wikipedia or through one of the many many articles that ran after that attack in Florida. Boredom can bring you to weird places on the Internet.