I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it's just a fucking product.

The suit reminds me of Lou Bega.

This sounds like my vision of Heaven.

One threesome (three uncoupled women) in my life, and it was nice, not spectacular, but a good way to pass a boring afternoon: warm room, just out of the bath, everyone smelled good and there were extra towels about, mostly lots of lazy mutual masturbation and caressing, everyone being pretty equally serviced, very…

Well, now I can officially claim to be a Gilbert convert—sad boys in grey are beside themselves with how terrible and whataboutthemenz this is. Cancer, schmancer; love, dove: a complete stranger’s penis is being unblown and neglected. Cucks unite, etc.

Ironic. For a person who instagramed/photographed almost everything they did including the that weird sit-in in July (Ryan Reynolds’ face said it all) I find it contradictory to what she said. Oh well, I guess he called her bluff and she decided to end it. I expect a song about this in three months. That was what the…

For real. I knew she was an asshole but this level of crap is insane.

I do find it amusing that people can acknowledge Taylor’s thirstiness, but not Tom’s blatantly obvious fame whoring.

I’m not convinced Taylor Swift’s hips are capable of moving in a way conducive to to coitus.

Oh, I TOTALLY believe that being super touchy-feely corny as hell is his “move” with women. It just looks really really bad in photos.

i am into this, but also idris is way too cool to be friends w her becky ass self.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

Sorry guys. I’ve blocked and dismissed.

I love Oprah Winfrey. She’s G.O.A.T to be honest. Absolutely inspiring in every way. The type of woman I want to be when I think about wanting to improve myself and be a better, more successful person with determination and drive.

Hahaaa, OMG Dick Cavett. When I was little, I’d come running in from the other room as soon as I heard that theme-music just so I could catch those trippy color-strobe flower animations. :D What I love most now is looking at the way all the men on that show sat with their legs crossed— crossed in exactly the way that…

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

Oh god. This is going to be hilarious. Nick has no chill and no discretion, and the contestants are going to really put their acting skills to work to seem like they actually want a ring from a guy who apparently has a lot of sexual magnetism but who I can't imagine anyone wanting to marry.

For some reason, The Woman in Red was one of my favorites.The combination of Gilda and Gene was probably it.