That's going to be the cover of Taylor's next album: Mi Vida Loca.

She looks crazy. How have I not met her yet.

If they have good food, even I would show up—and I hate Hello Kitty everything. I agree with you, it does sound like a cool meeting place for old friends.

The Hello Kitty Cafe sounds like a perfect place to plan to meet—and get stood up.

Kanye: Did you see that pic of Bruce? Those nails tho.

Good for Swift. She's one of the few who gets it. It's cool to see. She's good to her fans, isn't led around by her label, puts in the appearances. I think the reason why a lot of artists haven't sold like she has is because she does the work—while others want to have a ticker tape parade—for 140,000 album sales...

"Please write a script for me, I can play your white best friend..."

Oddly enough, I was a 17 year old with a hit record. I was signed to Private I Records and had the hit, "(I Love) Miami Vice." Later that year I hit again with, "My Computer Girl."

The show really has improved so of course they want to break it. The probably wanted fights but whatever meds Rosie O' Donnell is on have seemed to calm her nerves. We all know Whoopi smokes in her dressing room so she's taken care of. Rosie Perez? Lots of fun and cute.

I'm having a bad dyslexic day. This is how I saw the Jennifer Lopez story:

It's probably the truest thing I've said on here, it's practically irrefutable.

I'm not shocked about June's poor choices, she's the living embodiment of poor choices. Before she became America's Favorite Hayseed, this is a person who gave her a daughter a concoction called "Go Go Juice" to make her child more animated for pageant shows. I'm not surprised that her bad decisions and am surprised…

The next stop is "the home."

I had to laugh at their "ethnic bachelor" from last year all but imploding. They tried to pull a fast one and found the whitest looking person of color I've ever seen. I was glad when the guy turned out to be a vile human being. ABC deserved it.

I'm still thinking about Drake mentioning Clair Huxtable. That's not a name or reference you pull out of a hat, he's given that some serious thought, ha. And now I can't stop thinking about Clair Huxtable—and that's not a bad thing...

Oh that Debra Messing show gets very bad. The worst part, she looks so unhappy, no chemistry with Josh Lucas, it's all ugh. I think I might have to give About a Boy another shot though...

I knew it was going to be bad news when they wrapped up "Fancy" early and started to do "Black Widow." Does that ever work? As for Azalea, she really sounded even more like an affectation, it was a bit humorous, like a female version of Blizzard Man.

I wanted to like the show but I'm having trouble with it. I just don't like the protagonist, he reminds me of what Parenthood's Crosby could have been but thankfully wasn't.

Any room at Grey's?

This show's awful too. In fact Bad Judge, About a Boy and the Debra Messing Career Destruction Tour are some of the worst shows I've seen. The production values seem to be similar—and they are good—but they not only deserve a better show, they deserve actual shows. As for characters, Rebecca's a mess and not very…