The Buick Roadmaster Estate is perfect if Papa John's ever starts delivering broken dreams.

Yes. They are both great at that. It's like these two tag team stupid and horrible soundbites.

Gene Simmons is turning into a Donald Trump with a little more talent and worse hair.

About that Chad Kroeger/Sammy Hagar spectacle, it wasn't as bad as I thought despite the presence of Sammy Hagar. Outside of Montrose, I can't stand him. Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham make a nice rhythm section though.

"This pic isn't racist. Come on now chirrens, Miss Paulas want you to go in 'fo supper get cold..."

Well that pic is a little passive-aggressive. I haven't seen a chain that thick since the second night of Roots.

Wide Receiver.

Ha, great minds, I just said the same thing before I saw this. Yep, totally agree...

Her dad wasn't the greatest either, with him as an example...

"Daddy stop talking!!"

"Those allegations are balderdash, I'm going to be a father, an F-A...ah, um., you know how's it's spelled!!"

Yep, Thatcher reminds me of Becca Thacher—and that reminds me of Corky, I'll stop now...

....daughter Yardley Evans, 3½, and two sons, Edward Yates, 5, and Thatcher Bray, 15 months.

I can't find any offhand but I know there's pics of her straddling him—and he's holding on to the sunroof, etc...

"Waaah, heh hehhh! You caught me having sex with my boyfriend in public, boo hoo hoo...."

They were having sex in the broad daylight. That causes people to look.

We need a new Forever Home.

It looks like Nicki's trying to have it many ways in a way that's a bit annoying, untruthful and most of all not at all entertaining. That's probably how I'd sum Minaj up as an artist too. The sex is cartoon-y, a little tacky and basically that's all there is.

The "wrong" way is a rite of passage of sorts. You know, you're a man, you don't need to poop with the toilet seat down. In fact, when I was a teenager, the men in my family wouldn't allow me to poop indoors at all. They'd send me outside to the woods where we did our business while the women took the easy way out and…

Nope, that's not "too busy" at all...