"Dix..." Heh heh ... Clearly I have the humor of a 7 year old.

Dr. Phil: I've heard about this woman's plight and I'd like to fly her out to Texas to be seen by some of the world's best doctors, I——

Yep, that's true. Grey/green in the regard to pork doesn't sound reassuring does it?

Pink sludge/slime arranged as meat. Eat up!

''She sends Ryan out in the middle of the night for organic hand-churned pumpkin-flavoured ice cream...."

I remember this tragedy. I was at home burning CD-R's when Tom Brokaw broke into Passions to tell the American people about this grim, life-changing photo shoot...

This is sweet, Taylor's very likable, odd and cute. That said, part of me wishes Joni Mitchell would show up at one of these secret sessions and just cackle at her.

It's unbelievable in this day and age isn't it?

The world has changed, a lot of Barbie never has. They should have changed the flagship doll or aggressively introduced other dolls that represented other ethnicities.

Sounds like it's time for Jude Law to go on Ivanyla, Fix My Life.

Sounds like Charlie needs to get one of these...

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child,"

No one should ever wear a seersucker suit unless you're Ned Beatty and you're playing a drunken lawyer in a bad '80s movie.

I see they're trying to re-brand themselves in advance of the election cycle. It never works. You can all but tell a Republican on sight from their old-timey haircuts to their self-satisfied facial expressions.

True about Never Can Say Goodbye and Park Avenue Sound. Yes About Love, love "Bourgie, Bourgie" love Gladys's voice...

I love that song. I think I was the only person who liked it. It appeared in the late summer of 1986 or so and disappeared. This kind of stuff makes me like some of the '80s.

Ha Gladys Knight and the Pips-Touch, I've got that and the other album they did with Ashford and Simpson during the era. To be honest, I've never really liked "I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor is an ok singer, a bit derivative—but that was a great vocal with a lot of strength on the producer's side too.

Katie looks like a young girl playing dress up in Jackie O's clothes. Jackie O has been tough to capture in movies, it must be because the original is so unique.

I could have sworn Amanda Bynes was getting better, I couldn't have been more wrong—what a slow moving, sad decline she's in. I hope she gets better.

Any amount Beyoncé of is too much Beyoncé, I....