Yes, we want that 2% of rapists who actually see jail time to go even lower!

what the fuck is wrong with you

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Yeah, I have heard enrollment is actually really challenging. If you need help, I can do some research and help you find a genealogist. Twila Barnes (who I’ve mentioned a couple times) helps people trace their Cherokee lineage. Perhaps she can help you too?

Especially since he was “replacing” Colin Farrell, who is a much better actor and more likable person.

You are conflating tribal membership with genealogical descent. Cherokee Nation certainly can define and show genealogical charts that show recognized descendants of Cherokee personage. Cherokee Nation can certainly define for tribal law and membership purposes whom has recongized and verified Cherokee ancestry for…

Right. Most people know nothing about how it works and the distinctions between Federally-recognized tribes, tribal rolls, blood quantum certificates, BIA enrollment numbers, etc etc.

Cherokee tribes, which keep meticulous genealogical records

White people doing comedy raps is one of the most consistently unfunny things in the world. Only Lonely Island and a few others have really done it well.

First world problems. People spend $1000 on a fucking phone and then complain about crap like this. Apple fan boyz have nothing better to do apparently.

I really want a Torch/Lane Museum edition racing game where you get to drive all these bizarre, weirdo vehicles in a series of missions, with higher scores awards the worse the vehicle you manage to beat the mission with.

Oh, thanks for explaining the rules. Didn’t realize that we have to express outrage at every historical instance of shit behavior in order to be outraged about the latest.

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

But the EMALS!

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

The sad thing is all any game needs to do to surpass Minecraft is offer the same functionality with the addition of actual ‘adventure’ aspects. Zombies and Skeletons stopped being threatening long ago.

Other than the blue-green example that sat in the showroom of my nearby Nissan dealership (seemingly forever), I have never seen one in greater Los Angeles. I’ve spotted a few in Palm Springs, and a couple on the road in Las Vegas, but they’re essentially nonexistent in my big city.