The proportions are so cartoonishly whack it just... I love it.

An off-road ForTwo? That makes no sense.

John Cleese, I assume? He was such a comedic genius, but he’s turned into a real misanthrope in his old age. Like all his redeeming values peeled away and he turned into all the worst parts of Basil Fawlty.

Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone
They paved a stupid moronic useless tunnel and put up a parking lot

This was great. Maybe not the most laughs in an Atlanta episode, but the cheese mention and the shots of the shoes and gloves at the end had me cackling. Just unbelievably detailed satire.

Sounds more like a job for Jezza, Hamster, and Slow.

For reference:

The cast and wardrobe alone makes me want this NOW.

Yes. It’s not perfect, but what is? I really like it.

Weather Tech floor mats. Keeps all the crud and grime out of the floor. Take them out, spray down with tire cleaner, hose off, dry, and they’re back to looking like new in about 5 minutes of work. No damp carpeting in the vehicle, no mold, no mildew. Yes, they cost a bit more, but totally worth it.

If you live in a snowy climate: getting a second set of wheels and having dedicated snow tires and summer tires. There are not many things more relieving than being able to drive through blizzard conditions without the anxiety of your car slipping all over the road.

If Honda were to bring out an Element EV, I think that’d sell like hotcakes.  At least around here.  In fact - it’s really an un-developed sector on the whole:  EV Adventure vehicles.  Not SUVs, per se.  Not off-roaders.  But something practical and roomy, with decent range and the ability to throw all manner of dirty…

“What would a travel ban even look like?”

It’s too bad you can’t sue SCOTUS for this bullshit. 

I think they’d go the other way. They’d have spotters sitting in/near abortion center parking lots, penciling down license plates and passing them to LEOs. The minute those cars return to the banned state, they’d be arrested.

Van? That’s a shooting brake and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Makes me nostalgic for heading to Circuit City to get that sweet new Pioneer system for my Tercel. Easy upgrade.

That was better than the 5-lug, twin-3 spokes of the SN95. Possibly the most boring wheel Ford ever put on a Mustang.

Purple and delete those dorky bumpers and you have a deal.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....