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The proportions are so cartoonishly whack it just... I love it.

An off-road ForTwo? That makes no sense.

John Cleese, I assume? He was such a comedic genius, but he’s turned into a real misanthrope in his old age. Like all his redeeming values peeled away and he turned into all the worst parts of Basil Fawlty.

This was great. Maybe not the most laughs in an Atlanta episode, but the cheese mention and the shots of the shoes and gloves at the end had me cackling. Just unbelievably detailed satire.

Sounds more like a job for Jezza, Hamster, and Slow.

Weather Tech floor mats. Keeps all the crud and grime out of the floor. Take them out, spray down with tire cleaner, hose off, dry, and they’re back to looking like new in about 5 minutes of work. No damp carpeting in the vehicle, no mold, no mildew. Yes, they cost a bit more, but totally worth it.

If you live in a snowy climate: getting a second set of wheels and having dedicated snow tires and summer tires. There are not many things more relieving than being able to drive through blizzard conditions without the anxiety of your car slipping all over the road.

If Honda were to bring out an Element EV, I think that’d sell like hotcakes.  At least around here.  In fact - it’s really an un-developed sector on the whole:  EV Adventure vehicles.  Not SUVs, per se.  Not off-roaders.  But something practical and roomy, with decent range and the ability to throw all manner of dirty

What would a travel ban even look like?”

It’s too bad you can’t sue SCOTUS for this bullshit. 

I think they’d go the other way. They’d have spotters sitting in/near abortion center parking lots, penciling down license plates and passing them to LEOs. The minute those cars return to the banned state, they’d be arrested.

Van? That’s a shooting brake and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Makes me nostalgic for heading to Circuit City to get that sweet new Pioneer system for my Tercel. Easy upgrade.

That was better than the 5-lug, twin-3 spokes of the SN95. Possibly the most boring wheel Ford ever put on a Mustang.

Purple and delete those dorky bumpers and you have a deal.

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3rd gear: I think cabs of the future that are fully automated still should have the ability for a passenger to manually drive. You never know when you might have a tracker stuffed up your nose and have a couple bad guys chasing you with automatic weapons and can’t think of a valid address to go to.

Extreme right wing conservative.

Well, that’s at least one explanation for why Boomers are so susceptible to Fox News Propaganda.

I have always had a hard time getting excited about Bugattis, and the recent event where that one guy drove his Bugatti in the absolute only situation where the top speed could be relevant- on the Autobahn- ultimately resulted in serious charges (despite it being, ostensibly, legal) and Bugatti declaring themselves

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....