jasonchaffshits
JasonChaffshits
jasonchaffshits

And same. I am a year (!) postpartum this week. I swear I am just starting to feel kind of normal, like I *could* have the energy to exercise. Finally knocking back the breastfeeding and it’s helping me in a 1,000 ways - not to feel so hungry, not to feel so tired. I feel like everyone tells you about the crap-fest

1. We are eventually be treated to some TMI story about this child being conceived in Paris, overlooking the Seine.

Thank you. Yes. I was present for the election and understand the Electoral College. As a white person, I meant the *we* that way. White people, in a majority, voted for Trump. 58% of the white electorate.

This is SO true. I used to get so mad at old-timers who said stuff and then, when you disagreed, said crap like, “what, I’m just sayin’ what everyone else thinks.” Like, fuck you old man, I am NOT thinking that.

Props to you! We have a really easy baby and working full time and being a human boob is nearly killing me with a mega-supportive husband. If someone said to me, “hey, how about grad school too”. I would probably just die on the spot. You are superwoman.

Preach. The two bio siblings are absolutely some of the least likable people (who I am, judging by the writing, supposed to like) I have ever seen on a tv show. They are shallow and selfish and worst of all BORING. Dump everyone and make this show about Randall. Randall all day, Randall all night because Sterling

Right? I got like three episodes in and realized that I hated everyone, except Randall and William. I liked them. Started streaming and just muting until it got to a Randall scene. Now William is dead so I don’t have to watch anymore.

This drives me completely insane. My husband stays at home with our kid and, quite honestly, knows twice as much about him and his needs/wants etc. than I do. It sucks for him. Out and about, people will only ask me questions about our baby. If I look at him to answer, they treat me like shit for not knowing. SMASH

I want that kiss cam to be the beginning of a beautiful love story between girlfriend and the guy she ended up kissing.

I feel like wigs in tv and movies in general seems to be getting shittier. Is it the same, but the resolution is better? Is the wig budget the first thing to always get cut? Why does Nicole Kidman need a wig for this role? You could literally have any hair.

My husband and I play a game called “guess the age of the British actor”. It usually results in one of us saying, “OH MY GOD,I AM OLDER THAN THAT PERSON?”

YES. I, like Aimee, was really hoping for a “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” moment at a Kanye inauguration performance, but I hadn’t thought about the spectacle of it all playing out on Twitter. (rubs hands in delight)

My dad was buying things off TV a lot for a while and my parents ended up with like 10 of these damn pillows, so I have two. I mean, pillows are super subjective, but my assessment on the My pillows is that they are...fine? We use them for couch pillows in the basement so when you want to watch TV supine, but for a

Do you think maybe, just maybe, people are having a little fun in a world full of fucking doom? Nobody REALLY thinks it is 2016's fault. Time doesn’t have fault. Hell, time is possibly, probably, maybe just a construct. Let it go. If you don’t like people talking about high profile deaths like it’s the rapture, you

You are right in that there is something kind of off about it —forced. This is literally the first time I have ever thought, “oh yeah, I wonder if it’s weird to be standing in front of a bunch of people performing without a shirt on.

Eggplant non-parm because cheese isn’t vegan.

I don’t know, maybe she is trying to appeal to a certain demographic of men? I had a friend in college who was pretty normal in general, but when she got drunk she was loud and rowdy, would do things like pee on the sidewalk and just walk up on stage and sing along with the band, commandeering microphones, stand on

My note? His fucking shoes are ugly as sin. If she is willing to marry him with those hightops in his closet, it must be real love.

I was going to say: definitely the kind of guy you want raising daughters,because you *know* he will totally respect them. But upon further reflection, just the kind of guy who shouldn’t raise anyone because no matter what his kids are going to be raised by an asshole.

That acclimation is a thing. It was about 30 where we were on Sunday. I was taking down some crap in the back yard in a t-shirt thinking, “this is pleasantly brisk.” If you are moving, it ain’t half bad.