Right? I had to spend time working on the Minnesota plains during the polar vortex. Me and my Honda effing Fit, geared up with snow tires and it’s little tiny battery, which I would remove at night and haul into my hotel room. Thems the breaks on the prairie. That being said, the Dakotas dish out some brutal fucking…

Mitten’s look takes on a while new meaning.

Right on. Anyone who has questions about how Ellison deals with people who do not agree with him should list to Minnesota Public Radio’s debate between him and Frank Nelson Drake, his opponent in this year’s election.

Oh my god, the number of times I have said to my husband from anther room, “can you turn the tv off?” when he has had the tv on and the cable box off (and yes, we are still watching a tv from 1998, so it’s the CRT number). He can’t believe that I can sense/smell it but I can for sure. Do not notice it as much with…

My family calls this personality type “high school football coach”. Confident asshole with no reason to be confident.

I love how it is spitballing tyrant shit too. Like maybe you will become a man without a land. Or, you know, a year in jail. Maybe a day or two of community service shining jackboots. I dunno.

This is the best.

Thank you for recognizing the grossness of long nails.

Exactly. We just had a kid. I was thinking how cool it would be to be him - starting out life with a black, cap it off with 8 years of the first woman president, he’ll grow up knowing that competence matters.

The only way they impeach Trump is if they think they can get more regressive white dude agenda accomplished with Pence.

We are completely fucking shitty at intersectionalism.

Happy birthday! I also voted today because I love the community of it. My husband, baby and I arrived at our polling place 15 minutes before it opened to a line wrapped around the building. Seeing my neighbors, diverse faces, people in suits and people still in their pjs, all congregating to make their voices heard.…

There was that particularly painful email revealed between her and Huma Abedin where Huma is trying to tell Hillary how to fax something. So,God love her, she is smart, but she still hasn’t mastered passe technology.

Bee’s.

Same.

Because it’s in effing Waco, Texas! Trust me, the premium is worth living in Melbourne!

But it’s totally different because Donald emotionally abuses adults online. Melania wants to protect the children...until they are 18. Unless the “deserve” to be bullied before 18 [read, aren’t white].

My college roommate’s dad asked her if there was anything he could send her. She said, “I don’t need anything but Brad Pitt.”