duh, the nfl is obviously just living in a post-racial, colorblind world

“HERE COMES SUE BOU-BOU-BOU-BOUNCING TITS BAUMAN”

you’re the dog now, man

Goodbye, fucko.

Green reportedly wouldn’t stop shouting, “Good job! Good effort!”

God bless us, each and every one.

Hey, our star quarterback has started sucking after we jettisoned all talent around him! Should we replace him with shitty Blaine Gabbert? SURE!

good kinja

Oh yeah, being gay is no guarantee that you aren’t racist. But given that homphobia is a long-standing plank of the KKK platform of hate, what the fuck would they do with an openly gay dude in their membership, let alone a (relatively) liberal one?

“I don’t think he is in the KKK, but”

Jim Gray, noted openly gay, Democratic mayor. Sure, he’s a KKK member. Obviously.

You’re all missing the unwritten rule of baseball which says a white guy can hurt a non-white guy whenever. It’s called playing the game right!

what

I guess you could say his ticket out of Auburn was...

+1 trip to Plano

Back to sergeant with you.

Baby, my favorite for the Jamboroo feature to be retired is the Robert Evans MVP watch! Overdone? YOU BET! Take’s too much of Drew’s masturbation time? OH GOD YES! Have you ever tried to masturbate while surrounded by screaming children blaring trumpets? Nicholson, Hopper, Beatty, and me had an orgy while behind the…

Go fuck yourself.

+1 is sadly the Maximus I can give thee