Here are some young football players who are Butt:

I’m less than surprised this guy has hot takes on who he calls the browns.

This comes as a shock to no one, but no one treats a normal yeast infection with amphetamines.

“Ol’ crows,” you say.

Is there an option other than happily agree with self-jumper MJ? One where they both lose? That’s the one I need.

“...the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).”

+1 Pacman

How is this not a Hamilton Nolan post?

This is also why Lee Smith will never make the Hall.

Jim Hunter falls off the Hall of Fame ballot within five years. Catfish got him the Hall.

It's really important to note here that at one point Ryback was hot enough to be a top star before they jobbed him in a feud with (funnily enough) CM Punk.

fuck sports

THE D.J. White?

Billy Madsen

How will you contribute to American baseball’s goals of sucking all fun out of the game? Chip Hale complaining about Opening Day excitement is a new high; I can only hope you can further this cause.

got eeeeem

sure beats the cereal list

BEADS?!

“OK, Ung!” - how Russell responded to friend and activist Loung Ung’s question regarding how contract negotiations were going

BEADS?