+1 Youppi!

+1 get off my lawn

+1

Fortunately, Williams was able to slip out of Papelbon’s Tombstone attempt after the chokeslam.

This is good.

“Occam’s Brazzers?!” - E. Smith

but is he elite

+1 bingo

If he read this article, he’d be Ndamukong Blue.

“the Rays’ selection seven picks earlier, Mikie Mahtook, went five-for-five tonight against the Baltimore Orioles.

Nice non squitur, asshole, but it’s obvious he’s talking about Raegan.

it’s a living

“I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack” - Janie, the No-Index-Fingered Prostitute

“Here’s Jason Pierre-Paul’s Hand, Sort Of” - students in Jason Pierre-Paul’s future shop classes

We're talking about Indians fans, so there's no real risk for serious harm here.

This is going to lead to a (long) legal battle.

This is nothing. Next week, some high school game is going to feature someone ripping an opponent’s head off and using it to hit a helmet.

one for each name

Fuck, that’s good.